In which Monday sucks again

No school in Whooville today. Why? Who the fuck knows. Mind you this is a Parochial school, the tuition for which rivals a State University, but I digress.

Things Precious Youngest DID NOT Accomplish Today:

Bathe

Bring in the trash cans and recycling bin from curb

Make Bed

Pick up Bedroom

Empty her bathroom trash even tough stench could knock one on their ass

Carry up and put away clothes that Mother Dearest offered to throw said laundry in with a load she did last night then washed, dried and folded

Act like the grateful child she should be

Things Precious Youngest DID Accomplish Today:

9:30 Arise

10:30 Visit to library for "squad" day. (Yes, debaters have “squad” day)

12:00 Trip to McDonald’s for lunch

1:00 Give self manicure

1:30 Collapse in leather recliner to watch television comforted by Halloween themed fleece blanket Mother Dearest purchased as spontaneous gift over the weekend

5:10 Give Mother Dearest dirty look and pull blanket over head when Mother Dearest inquires as to why above mentioned things have not been done

5:11 Piss off Mother Dearest and drive her to drink

How was your Monday?