Hid the baby Jesus 72 times.
Decided all gift bows must be worn
Decided her mother must wear gift bows too
Made her mother read a Christmas bedtime story
Put out cookies and eggnog for Santa
Made fun of her mother's ass while she was digging gifts out from under the tree
Finished her t-shirt quilt
Yeah, all the rest of that stuff was just to show you how cute the quilt turned out!