Showing posts with label I peed myself a little. Show all posts
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Friday, February 8, 2008

Friday Funny

Scene: Kitchen, 7:13 this morning. Yes people, that’s right, 7:13 AM! Candle called “Amish Cookie” burning on the counter because the kitchen still smells has a lingering aroma from dinner last night. The same candle I had burning last night for the same reason.

The Saint: smiling, and not looking at all in fear for his life: “You really through me for a loop last night.”

Me: glaring, daring him to continue speaking DIRECTLY TO ME (Note time of day)

The Saint: still smiling, WTF?: “When I got back from walking the dog last night I thought maybe you baked some cookies. Or even a strawberry cake.”

Me: slowly making mental connection- me?– baking? – cookies? – scented candle! “BWAHAAHAAAHAAHAA!”

Me: wiping my eyes, gasping for air: “Strawberry CAKE?” “BWAHAAHAAHAA!”