My body is here...

You know those people who come home from vacation relaxed, rejuvenated and refreshed? I'm not one of them. I come home pissy and exasperated.

I walk around the house moaning and sighing as I unpack, do laundry and re-stock the fridge. I stagger around the office moaning and sighing in shoes, pantyhose and for crying out loud a BRA.

And do I get sympathy? Hell no.

I'll be back with pictures. Oh, and tales of the excursion I’ll call “Survivor: Gilligan’s Island”. But not until I piss and moan a little more. Because damn it, it's still winter here!