Showing posts with label dry skin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dry skin. Show all posts

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Make It Stop!

Another six inches of snow. I don’t know about you but it is so cold and dry in my house/car/office right now I’m about to lose my mind. It doesn’t matter how much body lotion I slather on; my skin is painfully raw.






All my clothes feel like they’re made of the scratchiest wool





spun by self-loathing puritans.








I wonder what The Saint will think when he returns from his business trip to find me covered in Vaseline and enveloped in Saran Wrap?