Warning

There is a winter weather warning scrolling across the top of the television screen. The temperature dropped over thirty degrees today and there is a wicked wind blowing.

In other news:

1. I burned myself three times today between baking cookies and cooking.
2. A baked potato exploded in the oven. The oven I cleaned earlier this week.
3. Drama in Precious Youngest's love life.
4. Upheaval in Precious Oldest's personal life.
5. A general feeling of fatigue, unrest and holiday stress permeates the air.

Winter weather warning? I think you'd better give the women round these parts a wide fucking berth.

I'm just sayin'.