In other news:
- I burned myself three times today between baking cookies and cooking.
- A baked potato exploded in the oven. The oven I cleaned earlier this week.
- Drama in Precious Youngest's love life.
- Upheaval in Precious Oldest's personal life.
- A general feeling of fatigue, unrest and holiday stress permeates the air.
Winter weather warning? I think you'd better give the women round these parts a wide fucking berth.
I'm just sayin'.