Overheard

Fannie: (To The Saint) "Do you care if I eat the last of the pie?"

The Saint: "No."

Later

The Saint: "Hey, where's the pie?"

Fannie: "I ate it."

The Saint: "But ...but...you don't eat pie!"

Fannie: "I asked if you minded if I ate the last piece!"

The Saint: "But...but...you don't eat dessert!"

Fannie: "But I ASKED if I could eat it!"

The Saint: "YOU DON'T EAT PIE!"

Fannie: "But I ASKED!"

The Saint: "YOU DON'T EAT PIE!"

Fannie: "But..."

The Saint: "YOU DON'T EAT PIE!"

Fannie: "GAAAAAHHHHHH!"

The Saint: "YOU DON'T EAT PIE!"


Good Gravy!