My co-worker is on the phone and I hear the following -
Co-worker: "May I put you on hold for just a moment?"..."Thanks!"
*puts call on hold*
Co-worker: "To quote Fannie, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE EFFING EFFERS!"
*takes call off hold*
Co-worker: "I'm back, let's try looking at this another way!"
Wow. Glad to see I'm rubbing off on people in such a positive way.