Overhead At the Office

My co-worker is on the phone and I hear the following -

Co-worker: "May I put you on hold for just a moment?"..."Thanks!"

*puts call on hold*

Co-worker: "To quote Fannie, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE EFFING EFFERS!"

*takes call off hold*

Co-worker: "I'm back, let's try looking at this another way!"

Wow. Glad to see I'm rubbing off on people in such a positive way.