- It is elven degrees
- There is a good five inches of fresh snow on the ground
- I have a sore throat mixed with laryngitis
- I'm not sleeping AT ALL well
- I'm drinking so much tea with ecinacia that I'm peeing half my body weight every half hour
- I'm using so much saline nasal spray that I can smell an ocean breeze that's a billion miles away
- We're leaving town at O'Dark Hundred on Wednesday morning and my To Do list seems to be growing exponentially
Now if you'll excuse me, my table is ready. Pity, party of one.