Mother Nature is my Bitch

Ha! Mother Nature caved and did my bidding! Soft rain through Thursday night into Friday morning. Clearing skies and a pollen count below 800. Weekend forecast? Sunny and warm!

I love it when a plan comes together!

Duped Again

Yesterday was glorious. The sun was out! OUT I tell you! The sky was clear blue, not a cloud to be seen and 5 degrees above "normal" temperature-wise. The trees were beautiful shades of red, yellow, orange and russet. I drove home with no coat and the car window open soaking it up.

Last night I gave The Saint two choices for tonight's dinner. He chose sirloin on the grill because today was to be a repeat of yesterday, only WARMER. With the fall we've had so far who knows how many more nice days we'll have so I readily agreed with his assessment and prepared accordingly.

So when my alarm went off at 5:29 this morning and I heard THUNDER? The first words out of my mouth were not “Oh Happy Day!” I’ll give you one guess….

Let's Play a Game!

This is a combo Jeopardy slash $100,000 Pyramid type game.


Ready?


Clues slash Question:

Barnacles

Mushrooms

Moss

Answer:


Things that are growing on Fannie's ass because of the ceaseless MOTHER FUCKING RAIN.

Noah, are you there?

It is raining. Torrentially. Again? Still? I'm considering building an ark.

Oh guess what? We didn't go to college orientation yesterday. Because it's scheduled for this upcoming Sunday and Monday. Sheesh.