Thursday, May 1, 2008

Air Travel, part deux

The Saint has been travelling this week. He likes to keep me informed of all breaking news, AKA: Why you should carefully consider outfits for travelling.

From: The Saint@worldheadquarters.com
To: Fannie Mae@whoville.com
Sent: Wednesday 4/30/08 5:22 PM
Subject: Flight to Vegas


OMG!
You should be here watching some very fashionable Ohioans getting on that flight.
  • XXL, skin tight yellow track suit with frilly thong underneath.
  • Matching high roller sequins denim jackets......must be retired sisters.
  • Ganstah dude and his Ho! Words cannot describe. Undersized clothes on a "fluffy" six foot tall amazon.
Good lord? How gay am I?

From: Fannie Mae@whoville.com
To: The Saint@whoville.com
Sent: Thursday 5/1/08 8:22 AM
Subject: Flight to Vegas


You know I'm going to have to blog this, right?

From: The Saint@worldheadquarters.com
To: Fannie Mae@whoville.com
Sent: Thursday 5/1/08 9:01 AM
Subject: Flight to Vegas


I live to be fodder....

6 comments:

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Now that's a good husband!

Madame Queen said...

Hahahahaha! Hilarious! He should start a fashion review blog.

Ree said...

And yet, he travels in the same circles I do.

DaisyJo said...

Now wait just a minute...how did he know they were from Ohio?!

Fannie Mae said...

Jenn - He does love him some people watching.

Queen - This is what comes of living for many years with females.

Hot - I would wager you've been on a flight with him more than once.

Daisy - Because the airport was in OHIO. Because he sometimes has business in LANCASTER.

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