In his late twenties he settled down and made Salt Lake City his home, in large part because he can continue his life of adventure quite easily from there. Of course one has to earn a living. So, he went back to school to secure the proper credentials to teach …
wait for it ……
In middle school.
I know, right? But if you had a middle school kid, especially a boy? This is who you would want for their teacher. He’s smart, he’s committed and he’s FUNNY. Let’s face it; he is a cool dude.
As you may recall I had a
Me: All upbeat and positive“It’s your slacker sister calling a day late and a dollar short to wish you a Happy Birthday!”
#4: Sigh “Well gee, thanks.”
Me: Still with the positive “I was thinking about you yesterday! In fact I put your birthday card in the mail ON your birthday!”
#4: Pause (Here I think I detect an eye roll long distance) “You know I don’t accept late work.”
Me: Testily “How about if you just drop me a letter grade?”
#4: Slowly, with sarcasm“I don’t think that’s how we learn, and what kind of example does that set for the rest of the Sibs?”
Well for crying out loud, what a hard ass!