GOOD NEWS! /BAD NEWS!
Good News: I was dressed and running ahead of schedule!
Bad News: I spilled most of the glass of V8 juice I was holding.
Good News: I did not spill a drop of V8 juice on the curtains!
Bad News: I did manage to cover my turtleneck, the floor and the wall with V8 juice.
Good News: The turtleneck I was wearing was black! And machine washable!
Bad News: The walls and floor are ... not.
Good News: I did not spill a drop of V8 on my pants!
Bad News: Because I wasn't wearing any pants at the time.
Good News: The kitchen window is on the back of the house!
Bad News: If you yell "FUCK" often enough and loud enough you WILL attract the attention of your neighbors.
Good News: ..... Oh, let's face it - there is no more "GOOD NEWS".
I'm going back to bed.
5 comments:
Good news: I so needed a laugh.
Bad news: Women who have given birth three times should not laugh that hard.
Oh I'm so sorry. Bet you wish you didn't have the V8...see what trying to get your vegetables does to you?
That's what you get for being ahead of schedule--it never pays.
Aw man. I thought v8 was supposed to BALANCE your day...not wreak havoc on it!
Good news: you are getting your vegetable intake with that V-8>
Bad news: there was no vodka in it.
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