- Graphic language
- Possible profanity
- Vivid, gory descriptions
My last few periods have been very light. What one might call spotting. Which I call a glorious relief from the hell that was my life for years.
Today? I was sitting at my desk and I sneezed. And unleashed the fucking red tide at Omaha Beach. It’s a good thing I was wearing black. I’m just sayin’.
8 comments:
Oh no, poor you. So sorry. Hang in there.
uh-oh...i hate when that happens.
Oh man, that so completely sucks. I will forever thank God for that July day two years ago when the doctors removed the source of so much pain, bother, and irritation.
Ugh! That really sucks. I hope you were able to head home.
groan. You poor thing. Thank GOD for black that day!
Just stopped over through Green Girl in Wisconsin's blog...and what an introduction to you this is. It makes me like you immensely, as I can talk dumba$$ periods for hours.
But, honey? Wow. You are in menstrual hell.
Somehow, though, you're hilarious about it. I guess it's 'cause blood and hormones are ALWAYS funny, right?
Oh, no! This is just the sort of tale that make me say a big ol' "Hallelujah!" chorus for my hysterectomy.
Oh, Fuck a duck.
I had 2 in Feb, 0 in March, 1 at the end of April, 1 in May.
{{hugs}}
did your chair survive? (sorry, but I've spent some time, er, cleaning up chairs.)
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