- Your kids are calling home from college with problems? This presumes you can afford to SEND them to college.
- Your poor feet hurt when you walk? This presumes you are ABLE to walk.
- Husband is traveling? Because he has a JOB? Get over yourself.
- Didn’t get jobs you interviewed for? Don’t you already HAVE a job you selfish brat?
- You need to go to the grocery store? At least you can afford groceries.
- Your dog is old, sick, possibly dying? Don’t you hate the stupid damn dog?
See? Sometimes a nice rant is all one needs to look at the sunny side of life!