Monday, September 21, 2009

Quit your bitchin' you whining cow

After last week I gave myself a good talking to.

  • Your kids are calling home from college with problems? This presumes you can afford to SEND them to college.
  • Your poor feet hurt when you walk? This presumes you are ABLE to walk.
  • Husband is traveling? Because he has a JOB? Get over yourself.
  • Didn’t get jobs you interviewed for? Don’t you already HAVE a job you selfish brat?
  • You need to go to the grocery store? At least you can afford groceries.
  • Your dog is old, sick, possibly dying? Don’t you hate the stupid damn dog?

See? Sometimes a nice rant is all one needs to look at the sunny side of life!


Jen on the Edge said...

I like the way you think!

Holly (me.) said...

I'd like to send you my list of craptacular stuff so it can be similarly sorted out.

Swirl Girl said...

isn't there some tome about ' I had to walk a mile' then met a man with no legs' kind of thingie??

I hate optimists...;)

ree said...

Hee. ;-) Thanks for the giggle.

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Oh sure, get on the sunny side of life;)

Shelley said...

Ok, I was with ya until the last one, then I snorted a bit. I'm with time I have a list of complaints, I'm going to come to you so I can look at the bright side. Did you know that I have a damn dog that I hate too? Not the one we've had for 10 years...the stupid beagle puppy my husband got when he moved up here. Beagles freaking howl. A lot. 'Nuff said.

Leanne said...

Ah. Bad for you...but good for you for looking at the sunny side. Have a drink for me too, alcohol always helps.

Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

Way to snap yourself out of it.