- Your kids are calling home from college with problems? This presumes you can afford to SEND them to college.
- Your poor feet hurt when you walk? This presumes you are ABLE to walk.
- Husband is traveling? Because he has a JOB? Get over yourself.
- Didn’t get jobs you interviewed for? Don’t you already HAVE a job you selfish brat?
- You need to go to the grocery store? At least you can afford groceries.
- Your dog is old, sick, possibly dying? Don’t you hate the stupid damn dog?
See? Sometimes a nice rant is all one needs to look at the sunny side of life!
8 comments:
I like the way you think!
I'd like to send you my list of craptacular stuff so it can be similarly sorted out.
isn't there some tome about ' I had to walk a mile' then met a man with no legs' kind of thingie??
I hate optimists...;)
Hee. ;-) Thanks for the giggle.
Oh sure, get on the sunny side of life;)
Ok, I was with ya until the last one, then I snorted a bit. I'm with Holly...next time I have a list of complaints, I'm going to come to you so I can look at the bright side. Did you know that I have a damn dog that I hate too? Not the one we've had for 10 years...the stupid beagle puppy my husband got when he moved up here. Beagles freaking howl. A lot. 'Nuff said.
Ah. Bad for you...but good for you for looking at the sunny side. Have a drink for me too, alcohol always helps.
Way to snap yourself out of it.
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