Friday, June 6, 2008



Fannie: to Precious Youngest "When are you working today?"

Precious Youngest: "4:00 to 9:30."

Fannie: "I thought they took the bubble down off all the tennis courts; how are they going to play that late? It will be dark!"

Precious Youngest: "Um....there are outdoor lights?"

Fannie: blink blink

Precious Oldest: "Yeah mom, there's this new thing. It's called ELECTRICITY!"

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Last Night

Fannie: "Honey, while you're up would you pour me a glass of wine? Please?"

Precious Oldest: "Good lord woman, I went shopping with you, I went to Costco with you, what more do you want from me?"

Fannie: "I pushed you out of my vagina."

Precious Oldest: "Way to play the cervix card mom!"


This Morning

The Saint: "What are you doing up at 5:45 on on a Saturday?"

Fannie: "Um, it's not Saturday it's FRIDAY."

The Saint: blink blink

The Saint: "Oh man, this day is gonna suck out loud!"


Jenn @ Juggling Life said...

No doubt that sucks.

Anonymous said...

Your kids are so funny!

Madame Queen said...

Bwahahahaha! Nothing sucks worse than thinking Friday is Saturday.

If I had two c-sections, can I still play the cervix card?

SuburbanCorrespondent said...

I think they steal our brain cells while we are sleeping.

Vanessa said...

These are awesome! Love the "cervix card" comment!

Ree said...

This day is gonna suck out loud? That is priceless.

Melissa said...

Ha! The "suck out loud" line is great. And "cervix card." Ha!

And beautiful flowers--those poppies--wow--I've never seen any like those before!

blackbird said...

I play the cervix card ALL THE TIME.
It doesn't get me anywhere.

blackbird said...

Oh, Madame Queen, I had one c-section and to HIM I say: THEY HAD TO CUT YOU OUT OF ME!

Karen said...

Hahahaha!!!! Love the conversations in your house.

Shelley said...

I always figured I wasn't allowed to play the cervix card, since no babies actually passed through my cervix. But I could always play the "they surgically ripped you from my womb" card. I'm sure it would just as (as in, not at all) effective.

new diva said...

These are all awesome, I must remember to play the cervix card when my kids get a little older!