Yesterday
Fannie: to Precious Youngest "When are you working today?"
Precious Youngest: "4:00 to 9:30."
Fannie: "I thought they took the bubble down off all the tennis courts; how are they going to play that late? It will be dark!"
Precious Youngest: "Um....there are outdoor lights?"
Fannie: blink blink
Precious Oldest: "Yeah mom, there's this new thing. It's called ELECTRICITY!"
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Last Night
Fannie: "Honey, while you're up would you pour me a glass of wine? Please?"
Precious Oldest: "Good lord woman, I went shopping with you, I went to Costco with you, what more do you want from me?"
Fannie: "I pushed you out of my vagina."
Precious Oldest: "Way to play the cervix card mom!"
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This Morning
The Saint: "What are you doing up at 5:45 on on a Saturday?"
Fannie: "Um, it's not Saturday it's FRIDAY."
The Saint: blink blink
The Saint: "Oh man, this day is gonna suck out loud!"
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a.k.a. Fiona
Some people see the glass as half empty, some see the glass as half full...I just want to know who the HELL drank my wine!
About Me
- Fannie
- I am Fannie: a 40ish mom of two daughters; Precious Oldest (23) and Precious Youngest (20), who are both in college, please pray for me. I have been married to the Saint for 26 years. We share our home with a cairn terrorist. This is my story.
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Things I read when I should be working
- Daisy's Secret Garden
- Derfwad Manor
- From The Frontlines
- Go Fug Yourself
- Green Girl In Wisconsin
- I Miss My Sanity
- Jen On The Edge
- Journals of a Working Mom
- Juggling Life
- Madame Queen
- Mamarazzi
- My Life as a Hotfessional
- My Life In A Drawer
- Okay, Fine, Dammit
- Opiate of the Masses
- Random Ramblings
- sAy AnYtHing
- Say La Vee
- The More The Messier
- The Rocking Pony
- The Underpaid Kept Woman
- The Women's Colony
- Tired Momma
- Vintage Thirty
Cairn Terrorist
a.k.a. Fiona
12 comments:
No doubt that sucks.
Your kids are so funny!
Bwahahahaha! Nothing sucks worse than thinking Friday is Saturday.
If I had two c-sections, can I still play the cervix card?
I think they steal our brain cells while we are sleeping.
These are awesome! Love the "cervix card" comment!
This day is gonna suck out loud? That is priceless.
Ha! The "suck out loud" line is great. And "cervix card." Ha!
And beautiful flowers--those poppies--wow--I've never seen any like those before!
I play the cervix card ALL THE TIME.
It doesn't get me anywhere.
Oh, Madame Queen, I had one c-section and to HIM I say: THEY HAD TO CUT YOU OUT OF ME!
Hahahaha!!!! Love the conversations in your house.
I always figured I wasn't allowed to play the cervix card, since no babies actually passed through my cervix. But I could always play the "they surgically ripped you from my womb" card. I'm sure it would just as (as in, not at all) effective.
These are all awesome, I must remember to play the cervix card when my kids get a little older!
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