Fannie: to Precious Youngest "When are you working today?"
Precious Youngest: "4:00 to 9:30."
Fannie: "I thought they took the bubble down off all the tennis courts; how are they going to play that late? It will be dark!"
Precious Youngest: "Um....there are outdoor lights?"
Fannie: blink blink
Precious Oldest: "Yeah mom, there's this new thing. It's called ELECTRICITY!"
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Fannie: "Honey, while you're up would you pour me a glass of wine? Please?"
Precious Oldest: "Good lord woman, I went shopping with you, I went to Costco with you, what more do you want from me?"
Fannie: "I pushed you out of my vagina."
Precious Oldest: "Way to play the cervix card mom!"
The Saint: "What are you doing up at 5:45 on on a Saturday?"
Fannie: "Um, it's not Saturday it's FRIDAY."
The Saint: blink blink
The Saint: "Oh man, this day is gonna suck out loud!"