No school in Whooville today. Why? Who the fuck knows. Mind you this is a Parochial school, the tuition for which rivals a State University, but I digress.
Things Precious Youngest
DID NOT Accomplish Today:
Bathe
Bring in the trash cans and recycling bin from curb
Make Bed
Pick up Bedroom
Empty her bathroom trash even tough stench could knock one on their ass
Carry up and put away clothes that Mother Dearest offered to throw said laundry in with a load she did last night then washed, dried and folded
Act like the grateful child she should be
Things Precious Youngest DID Accomplish Today:
9:30 Arise
10:30 Visit to library for "squad" day. (Yes, debaters have “squad” day)
12:00 Trip to McDonald’s for lunch
1:00 Give self manicure
1:30 Collapse in leather recliner to watch television comforted by Halloween themed fleece blanket Mother Dearest purchased as spontaneous gift over the weekend
5:10 Give Mother Dearest dirty look and pull blanket over head when Mother Dearest inquires as to why above mentioned things have not been done
5:11 Piss off Mother Dearest and drive her to drink
How was your Monday?
4 comments:
Mine was very similar.
HA! One of our precious ones is four hours away...yet he can still make us crazy!
Well, I'm sure your youngest and my Anna would get along just fine. Aren't they horrible sometimes? Can you believe she's yours?
And I loved your comment: "...the voice of entitlement that sounds in their pea brains..." hit the nail on the head. Thanks for letting me know I'm not crazy.
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