Precious Youngest is a very social gal. High school has lots organizations and clubs to join and join she does because it gives her a great excuse to associate with friends during school. Last night we learned of a particularly spectacular reason to join various school groups....
Posters....
Yes, POSTERS....
Well, not posters in and of themselves, but PEOPLE! It turns out that if Precious Youngest wears a roll of masking tape on her wrist at all times? She can roam the hallways at any time of day. If questioned as to WHY she’s not in class? She says “I was putting up POSTERS for the XYZ club Mrs. Gullible”. As she is a member of many clubs, and there are fucking posters plastered everywhere, they believe her. Also, she gets good grades and isn’t a known troublemaker so they’re not suspicious.
Should we be proud of her ingenuity or string her up for cutting class? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone?
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